I had a craving for fruits for a couple of days, so today I got out of the house early and went to Sultan Center before work to get me a fruit salad. As I was walking outside the door a guy walking casually with his cool shades SPITS on the floor … من صباح الله خير!!!! .. I wanted to shove my fruit salad down his throat …

How much more disgusting can men get? Well my brothers burp all the time just to irritate me. What’s up with men and disgusting habits?

They wait for the traffic lights … should I open the door and spit … hmmm … not enough audience let me wait … now .. opens the door and spits … YUCK …

Just walking down the street and spits … take couple more steps … spits …. Another … spits …. This may be going through their so called brains after their heroic acts. “WOW, look how intense the girl is checking me out. I must have impressed her with my spitting” … spit … “Boy do I feel like three times the MAN I was this morning”

What else could explain this nauseating behavior? I mean if you are in your car, you must have tissues, use them, they were made for such cases. If you are walking and can’t fight the urge go to a hidden spot where no one can witness this “marvelous” act. If you are a constant SPITTER, go to a doctor, something is definitely wrong! Spare us the miracle.

والله لوعو جبدي, حمن حر و خيسة و ايونج هالأشكال يتفننون