My history with dentists goes way back. I remember in primary school ‘bel-ebtedaee’. They used to call out names at the end of the ‘6aboor’ to take the students to the dentist. That was done often. Of course my mother will always put my name!! So I decided enough is enough and the next time they call my name I’m not going.

As it happens, one day after the ‘6aboor’ before we go to our classes, they echoed my name through the mics. I stood my ground.

My class mates started to say: They’re calling you!!

I don’t know how I responded but I didn’t go and went with the rest of the class back to our classroom.
Did they forget me, noooooo. A teacher came to my classroom looking for me!!!

Offfffff, I had no other choice but to go.

My turn on the devil’s dentist’s chair, surprisingly she says, ‘everything is OK‘.

I remember this moment and the place and me smiling. If it is possible for a human being to emit light, I did.

But then I see a frown upon her face, ‘but you can’t go empty handed, here let me take out this loose teeth’ WTF!!!! Of course I was too young to comprehend such word, but now that comes to mind.

Allah yesalmokim, one of my front teeth was about to fall, she didn’t leave nature take it course, she just took her needle stuck in my gum and pulled out the tooth!!!! I was helpless.

If there was a dentist Disney land, I would go in for FREE. Actually they would pay me to go in, from all the pain history I’ve been through. If a kid likes going to the dentist, they’re most likely to grow up and be dentist or serial killers. Normal people HATE dentists. Well not dentists but what they do. That’s why they cover their faces, don’t tell me for health reasons, it’s to seal their identity so you wouldn’t put a face on your enemy. Stalk them after they wrap up and then corner them, strap them to the chair, drill, stick a needle, miss here and there, make them have their mouth wide open for at least 30 minutes and finally take out a tooth and say it was the wrong one ;D not forgetting to hand them a lollipop on their way out to ensure enough sugar to decade their teeth so they have to come back again ;P

I wish i had perfect teeth. So I wouldn’t have to go to the dentist.