Seeing the fashion way these days, is too disturbing. I believe in personal freedom, but when it crosses over to being personal stupidity, we need to draw the line here!

I guess most noticed the big head, I wondered if I stopped one of these girls and asked them what are they trying to convey with this “fashion statement”, perhaps the simple answer will be, it’s the fashion or the ever well known “انتي شكوا“

I’m thinking if I ever, not in a million trillion years, decided to do that, it should at least satisfy one of these reasons:

• I can use the head space as a compartment, like put my things, mobile, wallet, instead of carrying a handbag around
• I can install a cooling system, that somehow cools my entire body in the summer, high points for this one
• Create a space for my hair to grow, like a green house, if this ever helps the sorry excuse of hair I have on my head to even get remotely better, then I’m up for it
• It makes my body lighter, lifting me off the ground
• I can use it as a weapon for self-protection purposes, true we ain’t living in Chicago ;P but at least we can say we found a way for women to protect themselves, head-to-toe literally
• Going to theme parks and can’t get into rides because you are a tad shorter for the ride, then if I can use this head to add a bit of inches to my figure and get on, then I say go higher stuff more of whatever in that head and wrap tightly

OK, supposedly if you cover yourself up then you are a “mit7ajba”, dear beloved ones, do you think if you wear stocking or for that matter leggings and wear shorts or a skirt that doesn’t go all the way to your ankles and add long boots and cover up your hair not forgetting to add the mini-mountain, then you are “mita7jba”, sorry but I don’t think so?? I don’t think it’ll make a difference if you just take the “7ijab” off and save us the agony of trying to explain this to others and continue defending the sanity of women!

I know it’s all about getting noticed and attention but I don’t think sane people will be looking at you and going WOW, or maybe it’s going to be a WOW but you don’t want to hear the rest!

Even boys these days, I can honestly say that he spends much more time in the saloon then girls do!

Relax people. No matter how much you tell yourself you’ve seen it all, you’ll be amazed what you can add to your horrific-fashion-stories if you go to malls in a crowded weekend night!!