I guess with the new year, comes the reflecting of the past.

I lined up some new year resolutions in hopes for me to follow them.

Looking back at me as an employee …

You know I am a damn good one and you know why … I don’t make a big fuss …

Show up … do my job … go home … that’s it …

I have a personal problem, all I do, is sit on my desk with my grumpy face minding my own business till the working hours are over … don’t bother anyone with my issues …

Working hours, come in and leave, rarely do I come in late!

Sick leaves, in my working history, four years, only took one and that’s because I couldn’t get up…

I get along with my team mates …

I don’t spend time socializing, true I’m totally retard in that issue, still … don’t see me here and there .. roaming around … you want something from me, you’ll find me at my desk … or the computer room ;P

And all that comes natural … because I don’t know anything else …

It’s like seeing someone always eating chicken … why not meat .. because they haven’t tried it … yet …

In my yearly appraisals, I’m reasonable, take a look and then sign. If I get to go on a course, I go, if not, then khalas …

Don’t make big fuss or issues …

I want to try something different this year …

I’m not saying I’m not going to do my job, I just do not want to jump overboard … extend myself …

I want to take a day off or come in late or leave early at least once a month

When I have nothing to do, that’s exactly what I’m going to do nothing, no need to try out new solutions …

Who said resolutions have to be about making things better, well I can think of it this way … this year, I need to loosen up more …

So how to be a bad better employee ideas are welcome

Because by now, I think it’s pretty clear what gets you up the corporate ladder … and remind me again, why I want to do that!