Hello, is this Mr. X?

This is he.

Well sir, it shows that there are suspicious activities being generated under you account’s name. Are you massively deleting files from our file server?

No, it must be a mistake.

Isn’t your username, XY?

Yes.

So, you’re saying you’re not deleting anything? You didn’t just delete “projects” folder?

No, it must be someone else.

So, your saying someone has your username and password.

Yes, exactly.

You’re in building 1.

Says who?

Your IP address, this network is assigned to your building sir, so you must be within your buidling.

Well it must be someone else in the building who has my credentials.

OK, are they using your laptop also?

How would I know?

Where is it?

ahhhh … why?

Sir, it’s the laptop that’s under your name, that’s being used for this activity.

I don’t have it!

Someone has your laptop, using your credentials and is in building 1 and deleting but it isn’t you.

…

and you failed to report a stolen laptop. If you’re not on your desk, how are you answering your extension?

I’ve my wireless phone with me.

You must be real close to your office sir.

How come?

Well your wireless IP phone is connected to the access point outside your office. Are you wearing a red shirt today sir?

Ah, yes, why? How did you know??

Because I’m standing right behind you sir, watching you delete the data away!! You $@*#@ !!!!!