I think I’ve seen enough butt cracks that’ll last me a life time. If I had credit everytime I witness the horror, I’d have enough to pass to my family also!!!

How hard is it to find a decent pair of pants that doesn’t wiggle its way down for a public display everytime you bend, stretch, stand, lean forward, in fact any activity except sticking your behind against the wall.

They always seem to be in my face, me standing in the queue waiting to talk to the porter and the guy in front of me leans forward, couldn’t you just talk standing up straight!

In the classroom, the girl sitting in front of me, all she did was stand and reach for her books on the table. BAM!

There are people walking with their jeans riding low showing their underwear, seriously the jeans is hanging at the middle of their buttocks, going on and off the bus, all they seem to do is make sure that the jeans are in place, displaying half their underwear to the outside world! What are these kind of pants called, butt pants, butt lifters, middle butt pants, peaking crack pants ???

Unless you breathe through your ass, we don’t need to see it.

Unless you have some important life saving message written on your underwear, we don’t need to see them.

Since I live on campus, it was mandatory to attend a seminar conducted by the fire inspector, the fireman informed us to be safe and there will be a sudden inspection to our rooms to ensure we don’t harbor any fire hazardous items and in the end to get out when we hear the alarm and not to take time picking our things but to be smart enough to wear something because we might be out at night for a while while they finish their inspection, he stressed on “wear” issue and then blasted a butt-naked man coming down the fire stairs!!! Saying, “You don’t want to be in his place, do you!!!”