YOU SUCK! Without doing any processing of any data you simply crash and with the stupid piece of %$& that is under you, Vista kicked out from the very bottoms of burning hell with arms wide open, it even makes you worse!
I’m so used to that damn box popping up, I suspect it is a built-in feature. What’s worse than you crashing with a simple open command of a KB size data only file, is the freaking “checking for a solution”, just like a headless chicken running around! The cancel button! What is the use of cancelling an endless result-less operation when it’ll automatically start again!
“Well, something crashed, I think! It’s not new, it happened before, I searched some knowledge base out there or did I just order pizza, hmmm, OH you want to cancel, oppppps, I need to find something don’t I and it’s not pizza, well I better give it another try, you don’t have to approve it, here we go again, la la la … trum trum trum … “
You know WHY you couldn’t find something out there, because it negates the very reason you were developed for!
“Hello, I couldn’t open a file. Really ??? Am I supposed to open xls files!!! Weird!!! I’m not sure how! Should I just have another go around the block … nothing out there, well you can’t say I haven’t tried, I even saved a copy for data recovery“
WHY oh WHY, there were no changes on the file, it didn’t even open! Why do I have 3 copies of the same file!!! It is useless to have 3 copies of the same file with different timestamps!
“ohhh, I forgot, Did you find this information useful 
“
^%$^ ^%$^& &*^%$ !!!!
So many features that “supposedly” make up excel, if I were Excel developers, I’d strip it down to the basic functions! I don’t think the people who gave birth to excel in Satan Villa, use it as they market it and level out its amazing features!
xlsx: useless wrapped in x’s
xls: xtracting life slowly!
I use MS office applications sometimes because of the format, and I don’t mean file extension, Office Org can open MS office, but the format of a template gets messed up. If you are writing according to a specific organisation format, they often pass you a template and it doesn’t work quite well with other applications.
Freaking thing got my ulcers kicking in!
#1 by Someday on May 2, 2010 - 4:57 PM
I got to run now I’m coming back I really wanna know more abt this xl failure but couldn’t go without saying this:
Satan Villa is what you call silicon valley?
#2 by Bloggylife on May 2, 2010 - 5:08 PM
LOL, I’m not sure of the exact location of MS developers and where MS Office was compiled to life, but to me it had to be Satan Villa
#3 by Someday on May 2, 2010 - 8:41 PM
LOL
I heart hal naming it’s Original ;p
so those stupid ba#%$( has screwed xl?? is it the Win 7??
they do realize that this is an unforgivable bug! isn’t it enough all the sh^*& load we are taking since nothing is certified yet! b3d their own stuff ain’t working!!!!!
#4 by Bloggylife on May 2, 2010 - 8:53 PM
LOL, no dear I’m still running Vista. Haven’t leaped to/fell into a hole and installed Win7
I’m not sure why everything crashes around me
#5 by Marzouq on May 16, 2010 - 9:30 PM
I have to agree with your frustrations and its annoying as hell!