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Young Generation
Posted by Bloggylife in funny on June 8, 2010
Today’s youth whereabouts …
” Still chillin’ with his homies up in Azeroth 
“*
*when asking where my brother is 
Weather Thoughts
Posted by Bloggylife in funny, thoughts on May 13, 2010
Do you have your heater ON?
HAHAHAHAHA
!!!!
That wasn’t a joke ??? 0_0
Exam Announcement
Posted by Bloggylife in funny on April 30, 2010
This is a 1 hour examination.
Rules:
You must stay in the examination room for at least 45 minutes after the examination has started.
No-one is permitted to leave the examination room in the last 15 minutes of the examination.
!!!
Chuckles across the examination room
A thought: Wouldn’t it be easier to just say, No-one is allowed to leave 
You may now open the papers …
Trailer: Four Lions
Posted by Bloggylife in UK, entertainment, funny on April 8, 2010
Four Lions tells the story of a group of British jihadists who push their abstract dreams of glory to the breaking point. As the wheels fly off, and their competing ideologies clash, what emerges is an emotionally engaging (and entirely plausible) farce. In a storm of razor-sharp verbal jousting and large-scale set pieces, Four Lions is a comic tour de force; it shows that-while terrorism is about ideology-it can also be about idiots.
First I had mixed feeling about this, well after I calmed from laughing that this. I believe Islam my religion is a peaceful calling, that teach us not to harm the living and not to be aggressive unless needed to. But madness can carry out actions in the name of a cause or desperation or confusion, and only GOD can be the judge of that and them.
It is going to be released in the UK in May.
Link: IMDB
What’s for Lunch?
Posted by Bloggylife in food, funny on April 8, 2010
Actually I don’t order takeout, I just have cornflakes, fruits, yoghurt … minimal kitchenware interaction
مغاوير Thoughts
Posted by Bloggylife in funny, thoughts on January 13, 2010
نهبط بسلام
نعمل بصمت
نقتل بعنف
This cracks me up everytime You may think this is mean but from the first time my brothers said it to me, I laughed my head off saying … again again and they would repeat it One of them skype-ed it to me hehehehe
My brother is in “مغاوير” and they had a training in Jordan and that is their slogan
GOD Bless …
Posted by Bloggylife in funny, thoughts on December 23, 2009
In the end of my first term, I’d like to thank those who made it possible on different levels … GOD bless …
- Ready made meals and already washed salads and vegetables
Tiny miracles and life savers for the hard final days - Automatic pre-programmed laundry machines and clothes dryers.
- Skype for keeping me in touch with my world.
- The INTERNET, and all those cables from fancy fiber optics to copper, to wireless that make it up. Can not imagine life with you
Compare the Meerkat Bloopers
Posted by Bloggylife in funny on December 21, 2009
In one of my lectures, the lecturer decided to take a break and show us some videos, they are so damn funny
It is a new way of advertisement for a site that deals with car insurances (comparethemarket.com), so they have this other site (comparethemeerkat.com) and base their advertisement on it.
Check them out, they are the ads bloopers
Unwelcomed Outsiders!
Posted by Bloggylife in funny, thoughts on November 10, 2009
At work, two outsiders I didn’t like dealing with, sales people because they give you a headache selling you million of boxes doing million things, 90% you don’t need and isn’t related to your core business, always assume you have the cash, speak endlessly about sales perspective rather than a technical one!
and the other type, well my brother’s email just summed it up This just cracked me up!
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.
Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, ’If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?’
The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, ‘Okay.’
The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables.
He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer, turns to the shepherd and says,’ You have exactly 1,586 sheep.’
The shepherd cheers, ‘That’s correct, you can have your sheep.’
The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche.
The shepherd looks at him and asks, ‘If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?’
The young man answers, ‘Yes, why not?’
The shepherd says, ‘You are an auditor..’
‘How did you know?’ asks the young man.
‘Very simple,’ answers the shepherd.
Firstly, you came here without being wanted.
Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.
Thirdly, you don’t understand anything about my business….’
‘……Now can I have my dog back?
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