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Funny Thoughts
Posted by Bloggylife in funny, thoughts on June 18, 2011
اليوم راح نتكلم عن “هارديسك” أنواعه و التكنولوجيا المستخدمه. الحين منو يقولي وين المعلومات و البرامج تتخزن مثل نظام التشغيل “ويندوز” و “فايلز” و”وورد”. وين “مسيفا” ؟
الشاشة
>_>;
Different Perspectives
Posted by Bloggylife in funny, personal on April 14, 2011
Sometimes when you go the Drs or the pharmacy, as a woman, you get this question: “Are you pregnant?” Just incase what they’re about to give you or do might harm your pregnancy.
My answer mostly is : “I’m not married“
I think by them asking that question, they catch two birds with one stone. Instead of asking “Are you married?” and if the answer is yes, they go on “Are you pregnant?“, “Are you trying to get pregnant?” or “Did you just give birth?“. See two pigs with one angry bird :p
Single = Definitely not Pregnant
This isn’t that case everywhere :p
In my wallet, I’ve the pictures of my two nieces.
Once out with all my university colleagues, I pull out my wallet to pay the bill, so my Chinese friend apparently saw the pictures and asked:
“Are those your kids?“
“What!! I’m not married“
“I know. But are they yours?“
O_o’
Single != Definitely not Pregnant
Young Generation
Posted by Bloggylife in funny on June 8, 2010
Today’s youth whereabouts …
” Still chillin’ with his homies up in Azeroth 
“*
*when asking where my brother is 
Weather Thoughts
Posted by Bloggylife in funny, thoughts on May 13, 2010
Do you have your heater ON?
HAHAHAHAHA
!!!!
That wasn’t a joke ??? 0_0
Exam Announcement
Posted by Bloggylife in funny on April 30, 2010
This is a 1 hour examination.
Rules:
You must stay in the examination room for at least 45 minutes after the examination has started.
No-one is permitted to leave the examination room in the last 15 minutes of the examination.
!!!
Chuckles across the examination room
A thought: Wouldn’t it be easier to just say, No-one is allowed to leave 
You may now open the papers …
Trailer: Four Lions
Posted by Bloggylife in entertainment, funny, UK on April 8, 2010
Four Lions tells the story of a group of British jihadists who push their abstract dreams of glory to the breaking point. As the wheels fly off, and their competing ideologies clash, what emerges is an emotionally engaging (and entirely plausible) farce. In a storm of razor-sharp verbal jousting and large-scale set pieces, Four Lions is a comic tour de force; it shows that-while terrorism is about ideology-it can also be about idiots.
First I had mixed feeling about this, well after I calmed from laughing that this. I believe Islam my religion is a peaceful calling, that teach us not to harm the living and not to be aggressive unless needed to. But madness can carry out actions in the name of a cause or desperation or confusion, and only GOD can be the judge of that and them.
It is going to be released in the UK in May.
Link: IMDB
What’s for Lunch?
Posted by Bloggylife in food, funny on April 8, 2010
Actually I don’t order takeout, I just have cornflakes, fruits, yoghurt … minimal kitchenware interaction
مغاوير Thoughts
Posted by Bloggylife in funny, thoughts on January 13, 2010
نهبط بسلام
نعمل بصمت
نقتل بعنف
This cracks me up everytime You may think this is mean but from the first time my brothers said it to me, I laughed my head off saying … again again and they would repeat it One of them skype-ed it to me hehehehe
My brother is in “مغاوير” and they had a training in Jordan and that is their slogan
GOD Bless …
Posted by Bloggylife in funny, thoughts on December 23, 2009
In the end of my first term, I’d like to thank those who made it possible on different levels … GOD bless …
- Ready made meals and already washed salads and vegetables
Tiny miracles and life savers for the hard final days - Automatic pre-programmed laundry machines and clothes dryers.
- Skype for keeping me in touch with my world.
- The INTERNET, and all those cables from fancy fiber optics to copper, to wireless that make it up. Can not imagine life with you
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