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Young Generation

Bloggylife — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:23:32 +0000

Today’s youth whereabouts …

” Still chillin’ with his homies up in Azeroth “*

*when asking where my brother is

Funny Thoughts

Bloggylife — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 10:55:44 +0000

“Turn your pagers off”

Weather Thoughts

Bloggylife — Thu, 13 May 2010 05:00:17 +0000

Do you have your heater ON?

HAHAHAHAHA

!!!!

That wasn’t a joke ??? 0_0

Exam Announcement

Bloggylife — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 15:00:47 +0000

This is a 1 hour examination.

Rules:

You must stay in the examination room for at least 45 minutes after the examination has started.

No-one is permitted to leave the examination room in the last 15 minutes of the examination.

!!!

Chuckles across the examination room

A thought: Wouldn’t it be easier to just say, No-one is allowed to leave

You may now open the papers …

Trailer: Four Lions

Bloggylife — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:45:58 +0000

Four Lions tells the story of a group of British jihadists who push their abstract dreams of glory to the breaking point. As the wheels fly off, and their competing ideologies clash, what emerges is an emotionally engaging (and entirely plausible) farce. In a storm of razor-sharp verbal jousting and large-scale set pieces, Four Lions is a comic tour de force; it shows that-while terrorism is about ideology-it can also be about idiots.

First I had mixed feeling about this, well after I calmed from laughing that this. I believe Islam my religion is a peaceful calling, that teach us not to harm the living and not to be aggressive unless needed to. But madness can carry out actions in the name of a cause or desperation or confusion, and only GOD can be the judge of that and them.

It is going to be released in the UK in May.

Link: IMDB

What’s for Lunch?

Bloggylife — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:27:49 +0000

Actually I don’t order takeout, I just have cornflakes, fruits, yoghurt … minimal kitchenware interaction

مغاوير Thoughts

Bloggylife — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:03:23 +0000

نهبط بسلام

نعمل بصمت

نقتل بعنف

This cracks me up everytime You may think this is mean but from the first time my brothers said it to me, I laughed my head off saying … again again and they would repeat it One of them skype-ed it to me hehehehe

My brother is in “مغاوير” and they had a training in Jordan and that is their slogan

GOD Bless …

Bloggylife — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:00:48 +0000

In the end of my first term, I’d like to thank those who made it possible on different levels … GOD bless …

Ready made meals and already washed salads and vegetables Tiny miracles and life savers for the hard final days
Automatic pre-programmed laundry machines and clothes dryers.
Skype for keeping me in touch with my world.
The INTERNET, and all those cables from fancy fiber optics to copper, to wireless that make it up. Can not imagine life with you

Compare the Meerkat Bloopers

Bloggylife — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 10:00:18 +0000

In one of my lectures, the lecturer decided to take a break and show us some videos, they are so damn funny

It is a new way of advertisement for a site that deals with car insurances (comparethemarket.com), so they have this other site (comparethemeerkat.com) and base their advertisement on it.

Check them out, they are the ads bloopers

Unwelcomed Outsiders!

Bloggylife — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:25:14 +0000

At work, two outsiders I didn’t like dealing with, sales people and auditors.

Sales people convince you, you don’t have enough, you need to buy more.

Auditors, waste your time asking the same questions over and over again

At work, two outsiders I didn’t like dealing with, sales people because they give you a headache selling you million of boxes doing million things, 90% you don’t need and isn’t related to your core business, always assume you have the cash, speak endlessly about sales perspective rather than a technical one!

and the other type, well my brother’s email just summed it up This just cracked me up!

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.

Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, ’If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?’

The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, ‘Okay.’

The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables.

He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer, turns to the shepherd and says,’ You have exactly 1,586 sheep.’

The shepherd cheers, ‘That’s correct, you can have your sheep.’

The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks at him and asks, ‘If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?’

The young man answers, ‘Yes, why not?’

The shepherd says, ‘You are an auditor..’

‘How did you know?’ asks the young man.

‘Very simple,’ answers the shepherd.

Firstly, you came here without being wanted.

Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.

Thirdly, you don’t understand anything about my business….’

‘……Now can I have my dog back?