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Compare the Meerkat Bloopers
Posted by Bloggylife in funny on December 21, 2009
In one of my lectures, the lecturer decided to take a break and show us some videos, they are so damn funny 
It is a new way of advertisement for a site that deals with car insurances (comparethemarket.com), so they have this other site (comparethemeerkat.com) and base their advertisement on it.
Check them out, they are the ads bloopers 
Unwelcomed Outsiders!
Posted by Bloggylife in funny, thoughts on November 10, 2009
At work, two outsiders I didn’t like dealing with, sales people because they give you a headache selling you million of boxes doing million things, 90% you don’t need and isn’t related to your core business, always assume you have the cash, speak endlessly about sales perspective rather than a technical one!
and the other type, well my brother’s email just summed it up 
This just cracked me up!
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.
Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, ’If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?’
The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, ‘Okay.’
The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables.
He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer, turns to the shepherd and says,’ You have exactly 1,586 sheep.’
The shepherd cheers, ‘That’s correct, you can have your sheep.’
The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche.
The shepherd looks at him and asks, ‘If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?’
The young man answers, ‘Yes, why not?’
The shepherd says, ‘You are an auditor..’
‘How did you know?’ asks the young man.
‘Very simple,’ answers the shepherd.
Firstly, you came here without being wanted.
Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.
Thirdly, you don’t understand anything about my business….’
‘……Now can I have my dog back?
My Family
Posted by Bloggylife in family, funny on October 26, 2009
Big Bro
Moi
Baby Sis
Lil Bro
Middle Bro
Youngest Bro
This is lame attempt to run away from opening my Algorithms course Tips on how to study this awful subject are welcomed. I’m serious, I’m totally lost x’(
Hey sis, how did I do
My Turn Ons
Posted by Bloggylife in funny, personal, thoughts on October 5, 2009
I had so much fun reading Nosayba‘s posts, Being a Woman is a Malady, Part 1 and Part 2. Same as mentioned in her post, you can’t imagine how conversations that start with a topic ends with “why aren’t you married”. Once I was talking to someone about all shops having sale and it just went to discuss my single status!!!
As advised to Nosayba, “The quality of proposing men is indirectly proportional to time you know” , here’s my weird picky turn ons:
- Men who wear their seat belts while driving. To me it says so much If anyone shares this with me, I’m starting a fan club
- Men with their own ideas and beliefs are so attractive, physical appearances attract but wears off especially if the person is a jerk. He has his own mind set and conclusions, doesn’t give a crap about what others think, as along as he believes in what he’s doing and saying.
- Not to disregard physical appearances, but according to my friends, I’m attracted to square men
- I just discovered this, but this guy who’s a developer comes to our company, stands in front of the computer places his hands on the keyboard and I was just shooting away my questions and then realized he’s not touching the mouse. All his interaction with the system was only via keyboard strokes. Alt+tab this, F4 that, opens a notepad and starts coding, I was memorized, I thought OK that’s creepy, but to me it was amazing
Most women just want to get married, perhaps concentrating on the guy’s family qualities. Most men concentrate on women’s appearances, family and other qualities. But not all of them, as my big brother put it, “مابي وحدة غبية”, “I don’t want a stupid woman”
I guess whether you are single or married, you can share your thoughts. What does it for you or what you like about your partner.
PS: To creepy people, this isn’t an attempt to advertise my single status nor attract proposals.
New School Year!
Posted by Bloggylife in family, funny on October 3, 2009
Forming Alliances!
This is how my youngest brother talked about his new school year first weeks.
What they do is form a group of the best in each subject, so as my brother put it:
I’m covering English, now we need someone for Physics and Chemistry.
I tried my best not to laugh, and gave a serious speech about you have to study hard and try to understand the subjects. Cheating isn’t the way.
Apparently his group is so popular that people want in, but if you don’t have anything to offer, aka cover a subject, then you have to pay each member of the group -I think he was joking, I hope-
I was to horrified to ask if this was true! Kids today are scary!!! Apparently teachers, look the other way, because they are so hopeless, if they don’t copy out of each others pages, most of them will fail!
I think my brothers are getting these ideas from too much World of Warcraft (WOW), they’re too busy with raids, building strategies and forming alliances!
Diet Thoughts
Posted by Bloggylife in family, funny, thoughts on August 6, 2009
The good thing about my lil bros going on a diet …
Isn’t that they are loosing weight, becoming more active, nor being more healthy …
It’s finding yesterday’s take-out untouched
My Pass Card
Posted by Bloggylife in funny, personal on July 21, 2009
Signs of ta5reef is beginning to show!
I’ve so many incidents with my gate magnetic card. I usually have it in my wallet and wave the whole wallet in front of the reader to open the gates. I came in the morning, and passed my wallet in front of the reader panel, the gate didn’t open, so I inch the wallet a little closer and wave a little harder as if this is going to make a difference. Taking a bit longer to conclude the logical explanation, that the card isn’t in the wallet!! I use the same card to open the door to the server room and there I stood in front of the elevator and instead of pushing the arrow button, I start waving the card in front of the elevator, OMG, that was embarrassing Instead of taking my mobile, I took the card and didn’t realize that in my hand was a card and not a mobile until the moment I attempted to call, there were no buttons to press ;P
I do these things by default without thinking
Arabic Post!
Posted by Bloggylife in funny, thoughts on July 21, 2009
لقد أوصلنا جهاز الحاسب الآلي بالمحول في الشبكة الالكترونية الافتراضية للمستخدمين في المبنى الأول. و كونا الاعدادات للخادم الجديد الذي سوف يكون الاحتياطي لخادم الموقع الالكتروني الأساسي للشركة. يجب اضافة قانون جديد علي الحاجز الناري للسماح بالخدمات الضرورية لبرتوكول الانترنت الخاص بالخادم
This is dedicated to Oryx who gave me the possibility of writing posts in Arabic. This is hilarious, I think it’ll be painful, extricating pain, if my daily interactions in my line of work was in Arabic ;P
هل وضعت نقطة المحول 3\3 في شبكة الصوت
I can’t, it is too damn hard, I can’t even understand what I mean by that! LOL
Gramma’s Say
Posted by Bloggylife in funny on February 17, 2009
“لا تركضين”
translated … don’t drive fast 
Hilarious Thoughts
Posted by Bloggylife in family, funny on February 16, 2009
There are moments in life when you regret not having a running video camera to capture the moment
Especially when your little less than a month old niece just sky rocketed her poopy all over her gramma looooooool
PAUSE …
She didn’t pee, vomit or make weird sounds … she went 3ala 6ool for the big one ;P
Mom was changing her diaper and as I was about to go get the cream for her, my cute niece make a sound and woooosh her poopy is all over mom, her clothes and the sofa HAHAHAHAHA … mom just had her shower looooooooool
How can that much come out of a little tiny creature ;P
6ab3an, I couldn’t stop myself and laughed, laughing I went over to my sis and told her, laughing I went to the kitchen and got soap and sponge to clean the evidence … laughing … laughing … images going through my head …
with one thought one mind … DAMN, if only I caught that on tape ;D
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