Driving in Kuwait is anything but normal driving. It is by itself an experience, a challenge, a stunt that you perform regularly.

So I have been away for quite a while from the early morning “ساحة فنية”. I was driving back to work sipping my green tea and being enthusiastic about resuming my working duties, I was driving a little over 80 KMPH So I came up with this

Types of Drivers:

§ الدايخ
This type goes from the far left lane to the right, zigzagging their way

§ المظلومين
Most of these are residents with their 1900’s cars suffering on the right lane with open windows in 50ºc driving near the safe lane just in case their cars break down and atop all that they are always police targets “أبوي ما يقدر إلا على أمي”

§ المصدقين
These are the most people you curse. They believe they own the road. Most of them drive fancy cars. They support nose to butt driving, they will drive 1cm away from the car in front of them. Also, strong admirers of fast last minute lane change. Signal traffic is for cursing and flirting.

§ المبيعه
They change their left car tyres on the right lane and their right car tyres on the left. Cars ooze by them and they keep on hunching and jumping on that car jack, I guess they have a silent death wish, keep away from those

§ المسكين
They still believe that the left lane speed limit is 120 KMPH!

§ الملاقيف
This is most of the population. They stop and stare at every damn thing. They believe everything is their business. These need to stop existing on planet earth or we can always deport them to Pluto or another galaxy Far away as possible

Which do you think is the most populated kind and which are you?